Wednesday, Dec. 1
Q. If you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?
A. I would rob someplace that would allow me to live comfortably the rest of my life. I won't go overboard, because even though I wouldn't get caught, the neighbors would talk and I'm sure they have better things to talk about than little ole me. Just enough that I wouldn't have to work. I probably still would for awhile atleast, but not that much. And then I'ld just lay around the house and get fatter and lazier. Maybe I'ld buy some exercise equipment, but probably not.